Monday, April 28, 2008
The Internet is for Porn...
Original Video:
Here's another version, with WoW characters, but the sound is better:
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Unconscious Mutterings
- Thug :: slime
- Slurp :: wet
- Alley :: way
- Sweater vest :: hot
- Targeted :: shoot
- Snazzy :: nifty
- Oy! :: vey
- Jury duty :: ugh
- Low fat :: carbs
- Responsibility :: overload
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Erotic Magnetic Poetry
If you do one, leave me a link in the comments so I can check it out!
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Thursday Thirteen - Boring Stuff
2. Buy groceries 3. Complete draft of "Painter" story 4. Take my dogs for a walk 5. Catch up on blogs 6. Sleep 7. Play bunco Sunday night 8. Do laundry (ugh!) 9. Sweep the pollen off my porch 10. Have sex 11. Write flash story for WR prompt 12. Beta for Nic 13. Read something for fun
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The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in other's comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
Dear Diary
Thursday Thirteen - Men Are Like
2. Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Blenders .....You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Parking Spots .....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in other's comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008
WRB - Death, Taxes & Rejection
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Tagged by a muffin...
You're feeling:
Not bad. Kinda tired, but otherwise alright.
To your left:
My backyard. I'm out with the dogs.
On your mind:
What all I still want to get done before going to bed. And the fact that I want to get to bed at a decent hour tonight.
Last meal included:
A burrito.
You sometimes find it hard to:
Be patient.
The weather:
Chilly. Low 50's. But, otherwise clear and nice.
Something you have a collection of:
Poorly behaved animals.
A smell that cheers you up:
Same as everyone else, apparently - the smell of cookies baking. *sigh*
A smell that can ruin your mood:
Dog poo. In my house. Grrrr. (She's a puppy, so we're hoping this will pass.)
How long since you last shaved:
A little over a week ago. But only b/c I went to the beach recently.
Current state of your hair:
Brown, curly, shoulder-length. I'm going to try to get it cut/colored later this week.
Largest thing on your desk/workspace (not computer):
Scanner.
Your skill with chopsticks:
Rather good, I think!
Which section do you head for first in a bookstore:
Romance, then wherever they hide the urban fantasy/paranormal romance.
Something you are craving:
Sleep.
Your general thoughts on the presidential race:
Anything blue works for me, but Obama is my pick.
How many times have you been hospitalized this year:
None.
Favourite place to go for a quiet moment:
My back yard.
You've always secretly thought you'd be a good:
Personal assistant. I'm pretty good at keeping organized and on top of things.
Something that freaks you out a little:
The responsibility of raising a kid.
Something you have eaten a little too much of lately:
Ice Cream.
You have never:
Killed anyone.
You never want to:
Go to the moon.
I'm pretty sure most of the people I know have done this one, so I'm not gonna tag anyone else. But, if you haven't done it and want to, leave me a comment and I'll come check out your answers!
Monday, April 14, 2008
A Monday Meme...
Here’s how it works….You answer each question, search that answer in Google Image Search and then post the first picture that pops up.
Age at my next birthday: 30
Hubby and I were just talking with some friends last night about how I need to have a big party to celebrate having lived another decade. I think I'd prefer to just hide out and pretend I'm still in my 20's.
Place I’d like to travel: Australia
I actually have a friend in Australia and I swear one of these days I'm going to get over there to see her!!
Favorite place: Vancouver, BC
Hubby and I have been to Vancouver twice - it's one of our favorite places to visit. The people are so friendly, the weather is lovely and there's plenty of fun stuff to do!
Favorite object:
My lappy (laptop)
Couldn't live without it. Although, mine's a Dell.
Favorite color: Blue
Pretty!
Nickname: Jeanie Beanie
Um. That's not me. Promise!
Birthplace: Memphis, TN
Me and Elvis! Good 'ol Memphis.
I'm not going to tag anyone for this one, but if you want to join in, leave me a comment to your post so I can come check it out!
Happy Monday!!
Sunday, April 13, 2008
FFC - Elements
Saturday, April 12, 2008
D.E.A.R. Day
What is National D.E.A.R. Day?
D.E.A.R. stands for Drop Everything and Read. National D.E.A.R. Day is a special reading celebration to remind and encourage families to make reading together on a daily basis a family priority.
Who Is Leading the National D.E.A.R. Day Celebration?
The National Education Association (NEA); Parent Teacher Association (PTA); the Association for Library Service to Children (ALSC), a division of the American Library Association; Reading Rockets; The General Federation of Women’s Clubs (GFWC); the Newspaper Association of America Foundation (NAA); First Book; HarperCollins Children’s Books; and Ramona Quimby.
When is National D.E.A.R. Day?
The National D.E.A.R. Day partners are marking the birthday of beloved author Beverly Cleary as the official event date, April 12th. Ramona Quimby, who was in charge of spreading the word about National D.E.A.R. Day last year, is relinquishing the National Spokesperson role in 2007 to actress Emma Roberts, star of Nickelodeon's Unfabulous and the upcoming Nancy Drew movie.
Why is National D.E.A.R. Day celebrated on Beverly Cleary’s birthday?
Beverly Cleary receives thousands of letters a year from young readers, many who have participated in D.E.A.R. at school. Their interest in and enthusiasm for this special reading activity inspired Mrs. Cleary to give the same experience to Ramona Quimby, who gets to enjoy D.E.A.R. time with the rest of her class in Ramona Quimby, Age 8.
How Can I Participate?
Schools, libraries, bookstores and other organizations are being asked to host Drop Everything and Read events on April 12. You can attend an event in your community or participate right in your own home by reading for 30 minutes!
Friday, April 11, 2008
Peper and Solt as You Please...
The autobiography of the American eccentric "Lord" Timothy Dexter (1748-1806) contains 8,847 words and no punctuation:
IME the first Lord in the younited States of Americary Now of Newburyport it is the voise of the peopel and I cant Help it and so Let it goue Now as I must be Lord there will foller many more Lords pretty soune for it dont hurt A Cat Nor the mouse Nor the son Nor the water Nor the Eare then goue on all is Easey Now …When readers complained, he added a page of punctuation marks to the second edition, inviting them to "peper and solt it as thay plese."
From Futility Closet.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Thursday Thirteen - Vacation
So, I just got home today from being on vacation for five days. I went to Myrtle Beach, SC with a friend and her kids for Spring Break. Here's 13 things that happened during my vacation...
2 - My friend decided I was crazy because after she went to bed each night I stayed up to check blogs and to read and write. 3 - I read and reviewed All the Trees in Pearl. 4 - My daughter ate sand. 5 - My friend's son fell on a playground and busted his bottom lip (we determined that an ER visit wasn't necessary, thankfully). 6 - I realized how little you can actually do on vacation with 3 children under the age of 3. 7 - We watched Pete's Dragon - like 12 times. 8 - I learned to play backgammon. 9 - My daughter went in the pool for the first time - and loved it! 10 - I reaffirmed my decision to not have any more kids. 11 - We spent up to 5 hours a day stuck in our room because the kids didn't want to nap on the same schedule. 12 - I learned that it takes over a half hour to pack up and five people to carry everything you need to take 3 small children to the beach/pool. 13 - I realized how much help my husband actually is and how much I missed not having his extra set of hands to help out. |
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in other's comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!
Leave your link in a comment, and I'll link back to you here:
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Fairies Unmasked
For 60 years, the cousins maintained that the photographs depicted real fairies and gnomes they'd encountered behind the family house near Bradford, England. Until, in 1981 they admitted that the creatures had been paper cutouts held up with hatpins.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Vacation Reading...
Ruthie's Club - You Always Know
Sunday, April 6, 2008
He Said, She Said
April Showers...
I've been reviewing my list of calls/contests and trying to decide what my next project is going to be. The good news is that I have no shortage of things to pick from. The bad news is that I want to do them all! I'm going to list them here, so you can see how crazy I am. And I'll update throughout and at the end of the month with how much I actually got done.
April FFC - Earth, Fire, Water, Air
Maximum of 1,000 words due on 4/15/2008.
O&C Erotica Adventures
2,000 - 6,000 words due on 4/15/2008.
O&C Anthology
2,000 - 6,000 words due on 4/20/2008.
There are some other things due 5/1/2008 that I'm considering, but I won't make definite decisions on those or bother you with the details until the next week or so.
Wish me luck!!
Friday, April 4, 2008
A Great Day!
First, it's Friday. End of my work week. Yay!! I'm heading on vacation tomorrow for five days, so another reason to be glad this week is over.
Second, my first line entry received an honorable mention on Redlines and Deadlines today. There were some other cool entries, so you should check it out.
Third, I won a free copy of Emily Ryan-Davis’s All The Trees In Pearl from Hot & Bothered. I'll be sure to post a review once I've read it to let you all know how it is. (Oh, and great timing that I can read it while on vacation next week!)
Hope you had a great day and have a wonderful weekend!
*hugs*
Fiction Friday at the Romance Roundtable
On Fiction Fridays we well provide you with links to a wide variety of authors, some Romance writers, and some not. Offerings may include short stories, poetry, book exerpts and seriels. Each Fiction Friday will provide a different selection.Today their links will include my ferret flash story, WTF!, as well as some other great reads. Check it out!! (And thanks, Alice, for including me this week!)
~Kat
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Thursday Thirteen - Google Reader
Yup, I'm still on my Google Reader kick.
My Thursday Thirteen...
I'm still looking for more blogs to add to my list. Feel |
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in other's comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!
Leave your link in a comment, and I'll link back to you here:
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
A Great Opener
You don't have to write a whole story - just the most important sentence in the story. That's right, send us the best opening line you can create. Something you think would really grab an editor's or agent's attention, make them keep reading your submission. Now, don't go too over the top - it has to be something you could actually build a story on. It could be tense or traumatic or frightening or mysterious or humorous or romantic. But one sentence only, your envisioned first sentence.
Send your entry to RedlinesDeadlines@gmail.com by next Wednesday, April 2. On Friday we'll post the best ones we received and announce the winner (or maybe even winners). Prize is a free download of an EC/CP/TLC ebook.
I submitted the following:
I thought watching him walk away would be the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, until I heard the gunshot explode and his body crumpled to the ground; turns out it wasn't all that hard after all.
What do you think? Would you want to keep reading?
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
A Quick Update...
Yesterday I busted ass to get my short story, Truth, tweaked and submitted to the Desdmona Sex in the Rain Contest. It's in and winners are announced on April 15th, so I'll keep you posted!
I also found out yesterday that The Erotic Woman will feature my erotic poem, He Said, She Said, on their site next Tuesday. I'm sure I'll post the link next week so everyone can take a peek.
End of Quarter Update:
My goals at the beginning of 2008 were to submit one piece a month and to get something published by the end of the year. So far I've submitted at least three pieces a month and I've had one poem and four flashes selected for publishing. I'll be looking forward over the next few days to revise my goals and make a plan for the next quarter of the year. I've got some ideas for longer stories, and some contests/calls that have caught my attention, so we'll have to see what I decide to go for.
~Kat