Thursday, April 17, 2008

Thursday Thirteen - Men Are Like


13 Things Men are Like...


1. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Blenders .....You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Parking Spots .....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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23 comments:

Eaton Bennett said...

Very clever Kat! Funny and so very true :)

Eaton Bennett said...

Clever Kat! Funny and true:)

Tempest Knight said...

OMG! *rofl* Lava lamps... hahaha! I won't be able to look at my lava lamps the same way.

Unhinged said...

Oxley!

This TT is inspired. It's like one of those gasp-worthy, eyebrow singing articles from...from...I don't know where, but I know it when I see it.

Too good, too good.

(Don't let your hubby read this, lol)

Robin L. Rotham said...

Hey, when did you meet my husband...?

Gina Ardito said...

You're just evil. (But I like that in a person.) Excellent list! Thanks for the giggles.

Adelle said...

Truer words were never spoken LOL Thanks for the laughs.
Happy T13!

Ms Menozzi said...

Great list - you got a few chuckles out of me!

Happy T13!

Debora said...

How fun - snowstorm - too funny! Thanks for the chuckles this morning. Great TT13

Sasha Allgood said...

Excellent list and so true.

Alice Audrey said...

LOL *shaking head* LOL some more.

Kaige said...

Hehe... great stuff! I really laughed at #4. Reminded me of something we said in college:

"Men are only good for one thing.

But really, how many different places can you move your refrigerator to?"

Happy TT, Kat!

R.G. ALEXANDER said...

LOL Great list!

Paige Tyler said...

LOL! Too funny!

*hugs*
Paige

My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/

Heather said...

ROFL - these are great!

Jennifer McKenzie said...

LMAO!!

And for #5 they also go straight for my boobs and butt. Just sayin'.

Dana Belfry said...

Oh my gosh I sent this to my friends. It's very clever!

Chloe Devlin said...

Great list. And so witty and clever. I especially like #7 Department Stores and #8 Government Bonds.

Chloe
chloedevlin.blogspot.com

Shelley Munro said...

LOL - I loved these!

Open Grove Claudia said...

Ah.... well.... I hope you don't know this from personal experience! :)

Happy TT!

~TAMY 3 Sides of Crazy~ said...

Great list, I only hope it's not from a recent bad experience. Mine's up too at http://www.3sidesofcrazy.com/2008/04/thursday-thirteen-favorite-flowers.html :)

Jennifer Shirk said...

That was hysterical!

gwen-mitchell said...

OMG *snortgiggle* That is PRICELESS! =P Nice one.